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The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.
Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.
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When someone browses the Facebook photos of his/her "friends" because he/she's bored and finds them doing fun things. As a result, with each click or wall scroll he/she becomes increasingly convinced that he/she should be doing those things with those people, and he/she forgets that he/she is not an important part of any of their lives. After realizing the former statement, the stalker becomes depressed.
Last summer I had nothing to do because all of my real friends were away or had jobs, so instead I stayed inside all day and suffered from Depressed Facebook Stalker Syndrome because that cute asian girl from my art class kept uploading beach pics.
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Someone who is attracted to some one for over 3 years and does the whole "Let me just stare at them"thing while trying to get over how gorgeous this person is butt in the end they get more attracted to them and they do this so much to the person they they have been deemed a creepy stalker personand this creepy stalker person will run around warning everyone about them being one
Mary Grace:can you like stop staring at Kerry
Julio Ramiro III:sorry I'm just a creepy stalker person ,butt like if you want to help me get over her you is welcome to try
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---stalker---To move threateningly or menacingly, To follow or observe
a silent ruse persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement, OBSESSED
---vagabond---a drifter, wanderer, wanders from place to place; nomad...
---hermit---A person who has withdrawn from society and lives a solitary existence;
a recluse, individual, displaced person...
trick ruses = = Stalkers, murderers, plagiarists,
Soulless People, ruses that are corrupted with garbage
corrupted knowledge, (that are corrupted with garbage
corrupted knowledge about God/Devil), that present
themselves as normal people, human beings under God/Devil
Trick ruses , stalkers, are menacing a
silent ruse ---->> vagabond hermit <<--- silent ruse...
--Stratovarius "Soul Mind of a Vagabond"
--Metallica "Welcome Home, Sanitarium"
---Hurricane Katrina displaced society to be vagabond hermits...
stalker vagabond hermit
stalker === trick ruses & &&&& & 11th Floor & &&&& & 13th Floor ! ! ! ! ! !
vagabond &&& &&& hermit === silent ruse <<<- - - that’s me , author blthrskt - - -
Stalkers, ( trick ruses & &&& & ruses), are menacing the silent ruse
and being a menace to other ruses at the same time . . . . . they are
ruses to each other and they don't even know it...
Stalkers, Trick Ruses , choose a vagabond, hermit ruse life for the silent ruse -----
they ran out the country + + + dropping off like flies + + + Inkubus Sukkubus
Trashy little trampy earth mind + + + trashy little trampy earth path
trashy little trampy (anything) + + + Inkubus Sukkubus + + + 06/06/06 six six six
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usually a short female with a nice booty but really is a complete ass fucker. Usually has no friends of the same sex (female) because all she does is flirt with everyones boyfriends and pisses off their girlfriends.
Carissa is such a crazy ass stalker bitch...jesus christ!!!
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The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.
Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.
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Pet name for human eye-ball computer trojan aliens i.e. When you realise that your computer has third-party intrusion and it 1/ hasn't gone away & 2/ It's not you being paranoid-these eye-balls really are watching YOU in REAL-TIME!!
Hey Jim, did you see that web page just move from the screen?
J: Yeah, bet its those "fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks isn't it"?
"Mum, my mouse pointer keeps jumping off the hyperlinks I selecetd on my Facebook page"?
M: Its more likely not you son, just those fuckin cyber-stalker infantile fucks"