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Someone who only watches Marvel movies, doesn't read comics, and only hates on DC because Rotten Tomatoes told them too
John doesn't read comics, but just saw Infinity War and now won't stop talking about how bad DC is, he's just an MCU Noob
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A language used by noobs, not understandable by anyone. You can type something in noob language by smashing your head in the keyboard several times.
L3ik, OMG! YOU R SEW RETARDED! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLO 13371337133713371337 drtrfgyiuuiyt 6rt54fewrtftyy7uty 65rtererttrerqwtrfyt+!
u'r talknig in noob language stFU //an, i r teh r00rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b
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A unskilled gamer who uses the MP40 in Call of Duty: WaW to get easy kills in multiplayer.
1. "Omfg sad MP40 noob"
2. "Wow dude you call yourself beats for using an MP40?"
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A life-noob (a.k.a lifenoob, lifenub, and other l33tspeak variations) is a person who cannot handle, cope with, or live in the real world. They often turn to "living on the net", and prove their worth by playing immersive games such as MMORPG's. While they often master such environments by rapidly advancing to the highest level, they're lack of understanding of society and community usually make them appear to be immature 12 year olds with no command of any language (not even l3375p34k).
While he often said it to people in real life, it was first posted on the 'net in a comical thread within the forums of the MMORPG entitled "The Matrix Online". The original poster was (me) wwWizard2k (I claim the coinage of this word, it's not here, or on a basic google search =P), who had lost his cool at the lack of community, and decided to rant off some advice to his peers with a Sunscreen parody.
"Don't congratulate or berate yourself in this game. Your choices are half chance, and in the end, we're all a bunch of life-noobs who can't go outside."
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a really cheesy noob. someone who majorly lacks common sense and intelligence to the point where they are almost retarded.
guy: damn that blonde girl was a real noob cheese.
guy 2: yeah, im pretty sure i saw her trying to take a shit in the sink.
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the act of a noob having a mini-seizure due to its inability to comprehend what is happening around it. This can happen because there is either an athority figure around that is telling the noob what to do, or it may just be getting pwned too hard by the noobius eradicus
noobious eradicus:
-"Oh my god i was pwning the other team single-handedly the other day, and one of them had a noob-spasm! hahaha!"
A powerful weapon combo in the hit Xbox game, Halo 2. To perform it, a player finds a Plasma Pistol and Battle Rifle, takes them, charges the Plasma Pistol and fires off a shot at the opponent, instantly making the target lose their shield. Then the player needs only to switch to the Battle Rifle and fire off one shot to the head (or two shots to the body) to get an instant kill on the target.
It is widely used in maps like Colossus and Beaver Creek. Do not judge the combo by its widely-used name, however. It takes skill to some extent to aim the Battle Rifle in the right spot.
Player 1: How did you get 40 kills, Player 2?
Player 2: Noob combo, biyatch.
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