Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!
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a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him
"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"
When she’s got a nice ass but her pussy smells like fish
In Japan they’re so horny they eat cake by the ocean
New slang for the sexual position of 69 with the woman on top and she has a squirting orgasm on the bottom partner’s face.
My girlfriend gave me cake by the ocean last night and I’m not sure if I’m gonna get my room deposit back.
a song that is dirtier than you may think (or thought)
'dude I love the song cake by the ocean'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
When oceanblue actually becomes a human for a little instead of a monster
Ocean Moment lol hahah go brrrrrrrrr
Time to get away, enjoy yourself.
Michelle said “shut up and let me enjoy my ocean time”