october 17

October 17. Otherwise known as BROctoberfest is a holiday when bros gather with their fellow bros to slam natties, play cod, eat sandwiches and flat out chill all fuckin day. It is certainly the chillest holiday ever invented.

Bro #1-"Bro, what you doin for October 17?"

Bro #2-"Playin some lax, fuckin my slampiece, pounding some natties, and smokin a monster joint. Just like every year at broctoberfest"

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october 12

October 12th is a day of who you miss. So it’s called the missing day.

“Its October 12, who you miss day! And I sure the hell miss my best friend so much!! I wish I could see her soon!”

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October 27th

Guys give girls there hoodie for 1 day. on October 27th girls get a guys hoodie that they HAVE TO wear the entire day. Boys Do it or u got a wittle itty bitty teeny tiny baby dick.

Brian gimme ur F***ING hoodie its October 27th and its chilly

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October 23rd

October 23rd is the day that you have to kiss 1 person throughout the day. You can kiss anyone you want, but dont be weird lmaooo.

Oh shit is it October 23rd, I guess I gotta kiss someone

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October 23

October 23 slap your tallest friend in the face

October 23Slap your tallest friend

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October 12th

Single Bitch Appreciation Day
single
appreciation day

October 12th is the day in which all the single bitches out there get some appreciation.

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October 25

You're stupid. Stop reading these. Why is everyday national hug your crush day. Legit if you like someone, tell them. You only have 6935 days being a teen so TELL THEM.

Girl: I like you
Boy: omg really, I like you too. I'm glad you told me

Girl: well we only have 6935 days being a teen so I'm glad I told you too
Boy: October 25th is a good day

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