old bastard

Someone who is past their time is often described as an "old bastard".

`That Tony Bond is shite at football the fuckin "Old Bastard" pah.

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Old hag

What boomer’s call their wives

Grandma: What am I gonna do?

Grandpa: Just get some work done ya old hag!

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Old Bridge

A town in Middlesex county New Jersey. Once known as Madison Township, but was renamed to remove confusion.

I live in Old Bridge, NJ!

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Old Red

A magical, mystical, shape transforming being who has lived since the earth was created. He supervised the building of the pyramids. He was originally the lead guitarist for Gunses and Roses and gave them their start. He passed on and was reborn in the form of a pharmacist in Waco, Texas. There he created Dr. Pepper. Every day, wether you know it or not, Old Red is making the world run the way it does. Every day, every person who knows about Old Red can call upon Old Red and ask him for an Old Red miracle. He listens to 80% of the requests 90% of the time. Old Red is currently lying low in the form of my friend's dog. Once he dies, Old Red will find a new body to control. He is always present! Whenever something good happens, you fuckin thank Old Red...

Guy 1: Oh shit, looks like it's gonna rain...
Guy 2: You can't mow the lawn when it's raining...fuck
Guy 1: I know, I'll ask Old Red for an Old Red miracle so it doesn't rain...
Guy 2: nice...

(later on)
Guy 2: Dude it didn't rain!
Guy 1: I got the lawn mowed! Thank you Old Red!

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old kai

the best dragonball character EVER

old kai - dragonball z / dragonball gt

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old school

1. Music from back in the day, the last decate and before.
2. A. Some thing that past is time or it's fashion, or
B. a bring back memory of of a thing in the respectable way.

1. Rappers Delight is Ol' School.
2. A. Phist is Ol' School.
B. NWA is the ol' school that still hot today.

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Old Maid

Referring to unpopped popcorn. An Old Maid was considered a virgin that did not have her hyman popped. The similarity is between popcorn that was not popped and Old Maids that have not been popped.

Not pre-heating your oil for popcron will yeild less old maids.

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