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Over twenty thousand years before the birth of --Anikan Skywalker--, dark jedi had stumbled upon the Sith race. The Sith beings dominated the then uncharted world of Korriban.
Star Wars creator, George Lucas, took the Gaelic word Sith meaning fairy or sprite. Gaelic lore describes sith as good natured, tiny, winged creatures that live in the woods. Lucas's Sith were a lighthearted, primitive race of force adepts (those who had the ability to tap into the force).
The primative Sith did not have a great understanding of the force and only used their natural abilities for basic tricks.
The dark jedi had been exhiled from the know universe after the Great Schism (100 year war among the Jedi Order over banning use of the dark side of the force.) When the surviving dark jedi arrived, they easily conqured, corrupted and enslaved the Sith beings. Sith beings were forced to worship the dark jedi as gods. Dark jedi became known as Sith Lords able to study and embrace the dark side of the force. Sith now refers to all people from Korriban, including dark jedi.
Over thousands of years the Sith Lords built a great civilization on Korriban and the surrounding star systems, Sith Empire.
The Jedi of the Republic and Sith Order had eventually forgoten about each other until a chance encounter. Centuries of warfare erupted between the two orders with the Jedi normally getting the best of the Sith.
Sith Lords are their own worst enemy. There order was often racked by infighting and other forms of desention. The head of order stayed in power until challenged (killed). To curb this this, new Sith Empires follow the strict code. "Always two there are....no more...no less. A master and an apprentice."
Dark Lord of the Sith, Marka Ragnos,ruled 5,500 years before the events of Star Wars.
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Sauron, who thought that he might for shoot for something a bit more reasonable than a ring which controlled the universe. He's actually better than you might expect for someone with his slight build.
Gandolf said to his hobbit companion,"Remember, Frodo, the ring wants to find it's owner. The Lord of the Dance does not need a ring, but a rhythm, and has since before Wizards came to this land."
Frodo was by now sleeping in Gandolf's lap, I'm afraid, and dreaming of the perverted little stunts he could do when he got back to the Shire. He could give two tiny dukes what Sauron was doing.
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King of testicles and all testicular related happenings. He has basically the biggest unit in the world. If you mess with him , he will take not only your anal virginity, but 79.8% of your sperm count. Don't mess with the King. He will fuck your shit. He gets more pussy than a pet store, while at the same time maintaining testicular balance in each man's scrotum.
ex1. Those who are sterile must have wronged Lord Scrotus in the past.
ex2. Pray to Lord Scrotus so you won't bust a nut.
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A FUCKING dick chomping, gay, fag that should kill itself
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1. Zeus, God of gods, he ruled over Olympia in Greek mythology.
2. An extremely rigged hero in Defense of the Anctients in WarCraft3 for Battle.net. He has the ability to fire lightning bolts from the sky that can deal up to 375 damage as well as a chain lightning that can deal 85 damage to 15 units. His final skill is the ability to deal nearly 600 damage to every hero in the game regardless of where they stand.
Zeus beat up Hercules for breaking his vase.
Zeus beat up Traxex for trying to kill him.
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K-lord is a warlord commonly referred to as keean, Warlord K-lord is the master of the bong the shred and other related things. Keean Is also used for a general madcunt who cracks cunts and slams pussy or vice versa.
DUDE! THAT MOTHERFUCKER PULLED OUT SOME KLORD SHREDS!
DUDE THAT GUY RIPS BILLIES LIKE A K-LORD
DUDE! THAT DUDE CRACKS SO MANY CUNTS AND SLAMMED SO MUCH PUSSY TONIGHT I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS K-LORD!
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yet another word for an erection. This term is especiially effective while watching star wars episode III revenge of the sith because i got it from "Sith Lord"
At the sexy part of the movie, Michael got a stiff lord.
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