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Company Fat is a term used to describe personnel and/or policies that are unnecessary for a company to operate. Most of the time, the company fat causes a decrease in operating effectiveness and efficiency. Much like body fat, too much Company Fat can cause the arteries of a company to clog, ultimately hitting its bottom line (the heart).
Michael: Good. (starts to walk away, then turns around) Oh, yeah, also, about budget stuff. Um, I going to need you to find, like a, a full employee salary, plus benefits, like fifty grand. I'm going to need you to find 50 grand in the numbers.
Angela: But we don't keep two sets of books.
Michael: Well, that's not what I'm saying. Just, you know, find it. Pretend that your jobs depend on it.
(Michael walks away)
Later...
Angela: Well, I looked through all the budgets. And there is one department...
Oscar: Yes?
Angela: ...that has three people...
Oscar: Yeah?
Angela: ...doing the work, that could be done by two.
Oscar: This is great.
(Angela slowly shakes her head)
(Oscar looks around)
Oscar: Oh.
Kevin: (knowingly) Yeah. (with emphasis) Oh.
*There is Company Fat in the accounting department at the Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.
Is where a person looks athletic and in good shape but has hidden fat.
When you see someone in a gym that has really lean arms and legs and looks fit in shorts and a singlet, but when they take their shirt off they have a chubby stomach and back fat. The person is said to be 'sneaky fat'.
So in the beginning of time. There was always Fat Pikachu. He was the warmth in the coldness of space. He was the light in the darkness. Then the Big Bang happened. Afterward there was more Fat Pikachu than the world knew what to do with. The world needed faith, and Fat Pikachu provided that hope for millions. Fat Pikachu, was a healer for the sick. He provided food for the starving. He was and always will be the light in every Pokémon trainer. Fat Pikachu is real, and he’s always happy to see you!
Fat Pikachu gives me the will to live.
Miller is a Fat Nigger who picks cotton and smokes meth.
Hey miller. how are the cotton fields today
Miller: I don't know panda, I'm just a fat nigger who smokes meth.
A raging erection which occurs whilst sitting at a desk, often in a work situation after a scantily clad co-worker passes by, or occasionally on television panel programs where one of the hosts is sitting next to a rather fit lady who oozes sex. Given the public nature of this erection, the individual with the desk fat is unable to leave the safety of the desk for fear of being exposed as a deviant until the desk fat subsides
Lehmo was seated next to The Veronicas on this evening's edition of The Project, and given they project their sexuality in such an overt manner, Lehmo found himself with an enormous desk fat the moment the interview began
1 The state of having a massively inflated head on a talentless body.
2 It can also define the beating up of younger members of society
3 A incredibly crude act of a sexual nature involving cake and cars
Man: I hate those little kids over there, look at them.
Other man: Don't worry, i'll fat killian them.
Feels and Thrills. A conversation where deep thoughts and good times are shared – typically on topics that improve and deepens the understanding and relationship between the people involved in the conversation (usually between two).
"Yo dude, my man Toby and I got up to some real fat chats last night! You shoulda came!"
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