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When two bros are blocked from bro-ing out.
Samantha: Dude, you were seriously cock blocking me and Dan today. Watching football was supposed to be our alone time.
Dan's Bro: Quite the contrary. Dan didn't want his girlfriend to watch football with him. If anything you were being a bro block.
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A series of rules that a fellow Bro must abide to unless given permission of the other bro. Rules that determine the on going bro code between you bro's, the handbook to a bro life.
The Bro Code:
Article 2.4 Bro's before Hoes
Article 4.9 One bro must never leave another bro behind
Article 1.4 A bro shall never have any relation with the other bro's ex girlfriend in no situation and no matter in what mental/phyisical state (only if the relationship was over 3 months (e.g., sex, kiss, dancing/grinding)
Article 3.3 A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year
Aricle 6.1 A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, "Dude, your sisters hot!"
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A guy who is not a blood relative therefore there is no risk of genetic mutations
Lucy is stuck in the sink cabinet and starts yelling for help. Ashton, her step bro, runs to the bathroom to see what all the yelling is about. He sees that his step sister is stuck, but in the position that she’s in, he notices that she’s got cake. Lucy was only wearing a blouse and short skirt with a very visible black lace thong. Ashton grabs her booty and massages it with his fingers. He then lowers the skirt, plays with the thong, and shoves his finger up her entering. Lucy lets out a loud yelp. “WhAt ArE yOu DoInG sTeP bRo?” She says. Ashton lowers her thong and starts playing with her clitoris with his left hand while jacking off with his right hand. Lucy is moaning in pleasure and suddenly, her insides feel like they exploded as her step bro pounds her. Lucy says in between her moans, “Did you use protection?” Ashton replies, “no risk of genetic mutation here” Ashton continues to pound her until the cabinet breaks and Lucy is now free.
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A blowjob, but between two bros.
Hey man, no bromo, but do you want a bro job?
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v. When two bros decide they need to relieve the stress in their respective "Bro sticks" by initiating the act of oral stimulation. Different from a "Blow job" the bro job is named as such to keep the relationship between the bros heterosexual.
Chad: "Dude, my bro stick is full of brotein"
Josh: "Bro, I got you. Let me give you a bro job and you can release that brotein"
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A Pervy boy who likes to watch his sister master bate. When she catches him he fucks her to keep her quiet. They are usually scrawny and have a finely trimmed bush
Girl: What are u doing Step Bro
Boy: I’ll do anything to keep you quiet.
30 minutes later
OHHHH GAAHD I FEEL IT IN MY STOMACH
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An all-male group session, usually at the beach, characterized by bro like, or borderline homosexual behavior while partaking in listening to jack johnson, dave matthews and using copious amounts of dip and/or marijuana
bro 1: hey man after lax prac lets hit up the shore and have a bro circle
bro 2: sweet brah, let me get my birkenstocks and wintergreen skoal
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