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When you fart mid-conversation with a person or group of people, and maintain your position after someone has expressed their displeasure with either the sound or smell.
Stan: "Dude it stinks, did you just cut one?"
You: "sorry about that."
Stan: "oh man, now you're gonna stand your ground?"
You: "absolutely. "
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Something to describe as in of altitude limits within the ground.
Obi-Wan "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
Anakin "YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER"
Obi-Wan "Don't try it"
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How to fly. See flight and flying.
To fly, you'll need to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Difficulty arises because if one is truly trying properly to throw themselves at the ground and fails to miss, chances are that one will fail to miss the ground quite hard.
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The worst Tony Hawk game I have ever played. Trying to make a button mashing game challenging by making you have to combo EVERYTHING is just stupid. Even the distance challenges seem glitchy, where you have to get about 10 feet past the Sick marker for it to actually give you a sick rating. Most of the challenges require tons of trial and error and way more patience than it's worth. Sometimes it's even hard to find a challenge, because they're scattered all over the place, and there's still the annoying gaps to find which have very vague names that could mean anything and you either have to gap everything or just look online for the gap locations
Tony Hawk's Proving Ground sucks.
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The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"
Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."
Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"
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Reference to the genetic composition of those who are generally considered to be stupid, ignorant, or crude. Refers to the view that above-ground pools are inferior, tacky, or déclassé.
Would you look at that knuckle dragger...he definitely comes from the above-ground gene pool.
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When you are in a movie theater and you snuck in a few sodas and bags of candy. Then some asshole who works with a bunch of highschoolers walks in a opens up a garbage bag and says "Put 'er in boys". This man usually has a beard and drives a little Volkswagen Bug that is way to small for him.
"Uhhh we went in to the movie theater yesterday, Some Battle Ground Cinema Asshole took all our stuff."
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