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When someone confronts you about breaking a table or flipping on in a sign of anger. Or you just only like one type of table.
Man you only like oak tables, thats pretty Table Racist.
Dude you broke my coffee table, thats a pure sigh of Table Racism you know!
Table with height not exceeding 20 cm, used for holding beer, tobacco, drug paraphenalia inc. mirrors etc. during a session. The lower the table the better 'cos everybody ends up on the floor munted
A shop in Brighton that sells Thai furniture does excellent session-tables
When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.
Em : what is he doing ?
Ari : it looks as if he is pulling a table in the house !
a family who believe they own the ice rink or sports area.
a hairy man wearing a baseball cap.
& various family including a daughter who dances, growls, never changes clothes and only has her fringe cut bowl head when visiting annual hairdressers.
BELIEVED TO LIVE UNDER THE TABLE DUE TO MORE THAN REGULAR OCCURANCE AT ICE RINK
Samantha; there! there they are
Alex: who's that?
Samantha; the family that live under the table!
Alex; they live under the table?!
Samantha; Yeah the table family, they live off stolen chips.
Alex; oooooo shes growling...
a group, preferably one that comprises a luch table, that one a select few can ever enter.
Anyone not at table one for luch is a chode boy fresh
A table party involves the use of a glass table, and a minimum of two people. One person lays under the glass table, while the other person takes a shit on the glass. Table parties are one of the few shit party games, as several people can participate at once.
I ran out of glass cleaner while cleaning up after last night's table party.
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