table pancreas

To metaphorically buttfuck someone/something.

"Aww man, I can't believe I had table pancreas happen to me again. :c"

Table Racism

When someone confronts you about breaking a table or flipping on in a sign of anger. Or you just only like one type of table.

Man you only like oak tables, thats pretty Table Racist.

Dude you broke my coffee table, thats a pure sigh of Table Racism you know!

Hipster Table

1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.

1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."

Pulling a Table

When you literally slam yourself into a small space ; frantically screeching - bathroom preferred, and repetitively keep doing so, even if you know you won't fit. After countless tries, you run down a staircase into a different room - knocking everything over in your path, only to end up jamming yourself on the steps.

Em : what is he doing ?
Ari : it looks as if he is pulling a table in the house !

Table tennis

Its actually called ping pong

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)

session-table

Table with height not exceeding 20 cm, used for holding beer, tobacco, drug paraphenalia inc. mirrors etc. during a session. The lower the table the better 'cos everybody ends up on the floor munted

A shop in Brighton that sells Thai furniture does excellent session-tables

Table Party

A table party involves the use of a glass table, and a minimum of two people. One person lays under the glass table, while the other person takes a shit on the glass. Table parties are one of the few shit party games, as several people can participate at once.

I ran out of glass cleaner while cleaning up after last night's table party.

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