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The perfect stage of drinking alcohol between buzzing and drunk.
By the third round of shots, everybody was pleasantly toasted.
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To overdo something. Make something gawdy.
Your design was really cool until you black-toasted it with a drop shadow.
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Half a stick of butter stuffed into a toaster for 6 minutes. The result is delicious :)
Toasted Butter - Directions
1. Take 1/2 a stick of butter
2. Stuff the butter as much as you can into a toaster
3. set timer to 6 minutes
4. after toasted, flip toaster upside-down and pour into a bowl
5. eat your delicious soup of toasted butter!
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A round of toast is as many pieces of toast as will fit in your toaster.
Sam: Make us a round of toast, will you Kris.
Kris: How many pieces?
Sam: How many does you toaster hold?
Kris: Four.
Sam: Four then you dickhead!
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when you are left with nothing useful or nothing at all; worthless.
What the fuck man, this shit is worth balls on toast.
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The act of a male getting his erect penis and laying it in between the vaginal flaps of a female to achieve the visual of "Pork on Toast"
I asked Jenny before i slipped it in if she wanted some "pork on toast.."
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Exclamatory statement used as a greeting and declaritive statement used to announce your presence.
Person 1: Toasted Coconuts!
Person 2: Toasted Coconuts!
Person A: Oh, I didn't see you guys come in!
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