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The Flakey One

An ancient deity of Slavic origin, the Flakey One derives from the folklore of Дьявол пекаря. A spindly creature, known to enter bakeries and patisseries after midnight to decimate baked goods, either through demonic sexual acts or perspiration of his everlasting baby oil.

Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.

Why be there so much baby oil over these finely cooked rye breads? ‘‘Twas but the wrath of The Flakey One, harbinger of Bakeries; we should’ve made a Bakers Dozen.

by simpsont106 May 18, 2021


one 9ine

one 9ine means to shoot 1 mag of 9 millimeter bullets into someone.

"Ima one 9ine that yute"

by Popinyoyo October 01, 2019


Bucket for one

The Ship name of for "Hawks" and "all for one"

did you see that bucket for one fan fic last night, it was spicy like a bargain bucket

by ItsMeGearsy November 20, 2020


Man One

Abbreviation for "Manslaughter in the First Degree."

"Man One is out of the question for such an offense."

by Jerry September 08, 2004


Blow one

To "blow" or smoke "one" (one could also mean several in many cases) joint, blunt, cigar, etc. that contain marijuana.

Agustin: "Yo Librado Blow One!"
Librado: "Oh hell yeah, i got five on it."

by Macjizzy October 15, 2009


One Bell

To telephone someone and let the phone ring once before hanging up. Usually done when the onebeller is low on credit.

"I haven't got much credit, so I'll one bell you when I get there and you can call me back, yeah?"

by SixNapoleons August 01, 2009


IZ*ONE

A very multi talented all rounder 12 membered girl group based in korea. They are also 12 dorks who wiz*ones love so much. IZ*ONE is temporary but will forever live in wiz*ones heart. IZ*ONE are meant to be together and are destined for eachother, they are seriously one of the best kpop groups that would ever exist.

IZ*ONE IS DESTINY

by izoneOt12 November 08, 2020