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The process of a woman performing relation on a man until he ejaculates into a toothbrush which is then inserted into his urethra too the bristles. Once inserted he thrusts his pelvis which the toothbrush is in the woman’s mouth essentially brushing her teeth with his seed.
I just got a new toothbrush so the wife and decided to break it in and whiten her teeth with a Moses Lake Oral B-J
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For the popular technique of bastardizing a Tim Tam, click here: Tim Tam Slam.
History:
A sexual technique that was modeled after the Tim Tam Slam; a process of creating possibly the most delicious thing in the universe. This perversion of the original slam was likely inspired in part by the many videos of young women attempting the slam that circulated Youtube cerca 2018.
The creator of this adaption of the slam is unknown. However, it could have been that kid you knew; you know - the one who convinced everyone to try the Tim Tam Slam - just so he could watch you struggle to suck milk through something long, black, hot, and messy.
Preparation:
To attempt this technique, procure a working phallus of black or brown color. There are three recommended ways of accomplishing this:
1. Buy a Squirting Dildo
2. Find a man of dark complexion
3. Cover your dick in chocolate syrup.
Warning - Do not apply hot fudge to your penis, it will burn like napalm.
The last requirement is a willing mouth, I mean; willing person
Procedure:
To perform the Tim Tam Slam, the slammer inserts their phallus or phallic-like device into the receivers orifice. After filling said orifice with ejaculate, before it is consumed, the slammer (often while attempting to catch the receiver of the slam unawares) then slams their flagging erection or phallic-like device as far into the receiver's ejaculate filled orifice as possible.
Note: Shouting, "Tim Tam Slam" is optional.
Tim: Hey honey, do you want to try a Tim Tam Slam?
Tam: Oh! I've heard of that - that's what all the kids are doing these days, right?
Tim: Yep. Do you want to try it?
Tam: Sure!
After acquiring the final item listed in preparation, Tim attempts the Tim-Tam-Slam (Oral Intercourse).
Tam: (Slurping laboriously*) Are you sure this is what everyone's doing? I mean I like chocolate as much as the next girl but-
Tim. (Breathing heavily*) Ah, I'm sure just keep going, almost there...
Realizing his apparent ruse, Tam laughs and resumes. When Tim has finished she humors him and pretends its delicious - not yet wise to Tim's hands on her head.
Tim: Ah, one more thing.
Tam: Hm?
Tim: Tim, Tam...
Tam: Wha-?!!!!
Tim: SLAM!
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person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?
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It is a lubricant that helps with sexual intercourse, specifically oral sex and anal sex, it can also be useful vaginal sex as well. This is used to make sure the intercourse is safe and fun. It can also be used to lubricate in times of self pleasuring such as masturbation. It can also be used in non penetrative sexual acts such as grinding, handjobs and fingerings. Spit is the oral lubricant.
I just ate Jennifer out, thankfully i used my sexual oral lubricant to make it easier!
The act of munchin' beav hard while the muncher's bleeds into the munchees twat.
Dude, the other day i was supposed to get my nostrils cauterized but I enjoy giving my girfriend the ole oral epistaxis way too much!!!
When the you actually have no clue what to do so you suck off a meme
That was some great meme oral.