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Red Bull gives you wings so a bloody mary with red bull is a bloody pad.
where the lads are on and if you walk past you gotta look straight. everyone else is scared of the pad and their massive slongs especially willy t. the place where charlie folds and gabe gets taken advantage of be careful of the might mat cuff doing a haka tho
oh shit the albino rhino and the silver back gorilla are having rumbles at the pad again lets hope the albino doesnt be gay again
Yo my G check wat i got in ma doggy pad got bare skills brother
When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.
The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.
The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.
Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.
A large sheet of the most premium fabric sourced by the one and only Tomasz. Can be used as a mousepad, fleshlight or toilet paper. Acquiring one of these exclusive products takes enormous amounts of dicksucking and simping over discord. No living being except Tomasz has seen a tomausz pad in real life.
Fluffy: Can i get a tomausz pad?
TM: no, i have 3 testers (he's essentially saying 'go fuck yourself')
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The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery