When that bitch is evil eying the stairs making any girl you bring up feel guilty
"Dude, Jessica was on Stair-Patrol so I had to fuck in the side yard instead."
When you go out to fuck with homeless people
Let’s get that fucking troll
We the troll patrol
A trump patrol is a police officer but since trump is president we call them trump patrols because if you are a immigrant they send you back to your country
Careful with the trump patrol we aren't from this country
oh no that Mexican got pulled over by a trump patrol he's going to be sent back to Mexico!!
A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.
Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"
"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"
A person who preys on any underage person for sexual satisfaction.
Keep an eye on little Johnny. This place is plagued by stroller patrolers.
When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
a band of men/women that will try to pick-up anyone in the club.
Adam: Pest-patrol! Lets do it boys!
Steve: Yeah Pest-patrol (Creates a p with his hands)