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A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.
Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"
"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"
A person who preys on any underage person for sexual satisfaction.
Keep an eye on little Johnny. This place is plagued by stroller patrolers.
When that bitch is evil eying the stairs making any girl you bring up feel guilty
"Dude, Jessica was on Stair-Patrol so I had to fuck in the side yard instead."
When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
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It means the thirst is real. The chick is looking for "the D." She is on the hunt, the prowl, she wants it now. #thirst #D
Yo dat bitch Alice is on the d-patrol, she triple texted me last night
Verb describing the act of showing up uninvited at a friend's door (typically late at night) and proceeding to consume said friend's beer, bogart the TV remote, and make numerous long distance calls on his/her dime
I was sound asleep when Austin and his crew rude patrolled me at 2 am...what a bunch of dipshits!
a band of men/women that will try to pick-up anyone in the club.
Adam: Pest-patrol! Lets do it boys!
Steve: Yeah Pest-patrol (Creates a p with his hands)