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Pencil Shaving: When one of your female friends tries to act intelligent but ends up looking like an absolute spazmoid.
Example:
Abbie: Did you guys know that vaccines cause autism?
Jake: You do realise that's completely wrong right? There are studies to prove it you absolute pencil shaving
Verb; The act of putting three pencils up your dick hole or someone else's.
Person #1: Hey look, Ryan Gosling has docky pencils
Person #2: WTF is a docky pencil
Person #1: It's when you put three pencils up your dick hole
Person #1: WTF
Often given to a gay crush you have when they're a adorable dork.
Did you see pencil breaker she got her hair stuck in her coat zipper after last period is was adorable
The retard/s in school who’s occupation are munching or gnawing on pencils (usually the erasers), leaving an almost unusable finished product
Person 1: Hey *person 2*, can I get a pencil
Person 2: No, ask *Retard 1*
Person 1: Fuck no, I don’t want that pencil munchers chew toy.
A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.
Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?
I saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar..... with a pencil........ a fucking...... pencil...
I once saw john wick kill 3 guys in a bar with a pencil a fucking pencil
you usually finish your work and treasure it.
Stuffed pencil - when i finish my work i keep it for as long as i can.