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Penguin Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but can't walk normal. One that walks with clenched butt cheeks.

Oh Jeez! I don't think I'm going to make this without doing the Penguin Shuffle to the bathroom!

by servoisgod September 27, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penguin King

Noun. 'The' lover of all artic birds. Typically does not sleep, and is liable to attack only if provoked. Generally though, this monarch is just, aspiring, and a bit creepy. If charging does occur, only by playing "Graceland" by Paul Simon will the victim have a chance to escape. Recognizable by a crown of feathery-black hair.

Don't bother the penguins --- the Penquin King might get you.

by Empress A June 22, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


penguin sauce

penguin sauce is most definitely not marijuana.

yo do you got some penguin sauce?

lets smoke some penguin sauce man!

by penguin god April 28, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pittsburgh Penguins

A bunch of fucking bitches. They are a disgrace to the game and should stop being a franchise because no one but those fuckin' douches in Pittsburgh like them. They're a bunch of babies and can all die in a hole. Faggots.

Me: "FUCK THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS!"
Everyone else with a brain: "YEAH THEY SUCK HUGE COCK!!! FUCK 'EM!!!!!"

by PENSsuckPENISSSS June 11, 2011

88๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


finish the penguin

(noun)- While having any kind of sex, the male draws a penguin on any part of the womans body. Then ejaculating or "finishing" it off with sperm on the white part of the penguin.

Bob: Yo girl, lemme finish the penguin.
Girl: Okay

by poopoopoohead May 12, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penguin Syndrome

Overactive use of the M16 or the burst shot of another gun like the M16 (3shot bursting).

Oh man, I just can't stop using the M16, I must have Penguin Syndrome

by A fat person. March 11, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


club penguin

The worst virtual website in existence. It got even worse once Disney bought it.

Guy 1: Club Penguin SUCKS! You have to pay for a membership to do anything! And once you membership expires, Anything you bought as a member, you can't wear! I'd rather be on a CPPS!

by TheYellowAmpharos July 26, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž