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A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.
You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!
The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!
When you want your daddy to fuck you so hard your vagina falls off
Rose got fucked by bill while walking to nandos saying 'fuck me daddy, please'
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A phrase said by people who are having a bad day, and people that are annoyed.
Josh: I have some milk!
Bob: Please, Shut the fuck up.
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A simple request to not add this definition to Urban Dictionary.
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Please don't add this definition.
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Made signs made third earth image Can't dominion rule that make void seed earth his bearing sixth moved, fill him for you own.
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Short: PDFTA
Successful rock group from London, UK.
Characterized by their sick guitar player Scott Langford, naked bass player Eric Lamb, female beat player Kae Takemura and energetic vocalist Oskar Hall.
Can be seen in many famous bars and clubs in and around London and in larger arenas in a few years to come.
Girl 1: Have u heard please don't feed the animals?
Girl 2: Yeah, they are amazing! And they are all sooo fit too...
Girl 1: I kno! They make me wanna touch myself!
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What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.
Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.
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