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The sexual act of feeding your lazy wife a high fibrous diet, collecting and freezing her scat, then fashioning the loosely phallic shaped object into a ribbed dildo.
The higher the fibre content, the veinier and with more sweet corn the mamba will be.
The Jewish skin flute is then forced back into the wife’s butt when she’s asleep. Extra points are given if the fabled DVDA is successfully administered.
Randolph: Honestly doctor, I’m not sure how my comatose wife ended up with so many rectal polyps!
All I did was give her The Polar Randolph and she was fine for a while. I was administering some amyl nitrite up her wizard’s sleeve for a bit so she could butt chug. Yes! That’s it. It must’ve been that that caused all those colon lesions.
Doctor: Thankyou for that frankly horrendous explanation. Anyway, the waiting police officer would like a word with you!
Using a vibrator or dildo after having placed it in the freezer
Betsy totally did a polar hole with her magic wand last night
Slang for bleached rolling papers. Used in Canada.
Got any polar bear skins to roll up a joint with?
PEOPLE THAT CANT DECIDE ANYTHING FOR THEMSELVES . CHANGES THEIR MINDS ON ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
YOU BI POLAR MOTHERFUCKER YOU
When one magnet is placed inside of the male phallus between 2-3 inches inward and another magNet is placed gently within the prostate. The magnets attract each other and squeeze the prostate, creating an orgasm so intense it renders you invalid for weeks
Boris loves to go downtown and receive PPS // Polarized Prostate Stimulation from 5th and Church.
when polar bears are interested in the same gender and they have no children xd
reese0nline: you're polar-sexual?!
bernard the polar bear: yeah can we date?
When you are calm, collective, happy, outgoing ,loving and your mind is at ease .You are connecting with your partner life's going good your mood is steady you are level headed and nice..Next You are filled with fucking rage it's fuck the world your partner is a piece of shit you yell and are verbally abusive beyond belief this carrys on for hours, days at a time you wanna let it go but your alpha bitch pride will not pussy out its fuck you, it's die bitch,it's I'm done leave me be forever. ..Next day it's you made me mad,you gonna stop being stupid or do I need to hang up,then it's back to being normal,Then you ask a question or give an opinion about a situation or problem.Its back to fuck you motherfucker,your a piece of shit your no help you worthless fuck it's been this many years since your addict ass has fucked me over fuck you go be a drug addict and die you piece of shit your nothing to me but a mistake
Bi-polar,Bipolar Bi-pol-ar
SAMANTHA---I love you .Why you say that?You know what fuck you and fuck this I'm DONE with this shit fuck you you piece of shit.I don't give a fuck how you feel leave me the fuck alone I'm gonna block your number fuck off I'm not playing..
Danny----Babe please stop I'm done doing and saying that kind of stuff sorry im insecure I will stop please chill out. ///6hours later who you fucking you haven't answered in 15 minutes I'm not dumb tell me the truth I love you why you doing this to me
Samantha-Blocks number
Danny-im done saying it I love you please chill I'm sorry I won't accuse you nomore I'm done with it please stop I'm having anxiety I love you I need my family