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1. A machine or individual who polishes pearls.
2. A person who enjoys licking and/or rubbing the clitoris of another female.
Ex.1
"Wow. Not even a scratch! That pearl polisher works like a charm."
Ex.2
"Hey Jackson, have you seen Mick?"
"Last time I saw him, he and Rachel went upstairs. Probably going down on her like he always does."
"What a pearl polisher."
The Polish Starfort is when you get a girl, and you have the sexes with her, while you are also shitting on her face, and then you rub it in.
Guy 1: Yeah I heard she's wild. She did the Polish Starfort with that guy Damien.
Guy 2: What is the Polish Starfort?
Guy 1: It's a sex thing I know, and don't worry I totally know about the sex thing.
It’s when you & your BFF kneel on any given couch, buck nekkit, facing aft towards the same direction; with each participant having their head laying down & rear up, while having a third miscellaneous person tongue each bung, taking turns in between sets.
“Let me get this straight! A polish couch is when you & your buddy are face down- ass up, but you only get one dedicated tongue?” - Dale M. Pace
Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.
Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.
Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
polish liver
A person with a polish liver can withstand a huge amount of alcohol and that is almost invincible
Guy 1:,,Have you heard that drove with 50 percent alcohol blood level?"
Guy 2:,,Damn that dude must have had a polish liver!"
When two people cup their assholes together and then fart. It is only complete if you make the other person burp.
D - "Bruh, me and Jarred did the Polish Trumpet last night! He has a stronger colon than me, he made me taste my lunch and his breakfast"
C - "Bruh."
Name given to sad lonely middle aged women who ride horses for sexual stimulation ( may also be multiple cat owners).
They normally have colour co-ordinated horsey equipment and are slightly obese and generally cannot afford to keep a horse without having to make major financial sacrifices elsewhere.
Has a minge like an old polished bit of leather.
She is no good at showjumping, she is just a pommel polisher