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While loading up bags of manure at work, some residual poo stays on your gloves. You then chase fellow employees around while shouting "poo glove!" or something of that nature.
Poo glove attack on cashiers at work
A person who inserts an appendage (phallus, finger, toe) into the anus of another person for sexual stimulation or out of spite.
“Hey Monica, can I put my finger in your asshole?”
“Sure Alex, jam it up there good and hard you dirty poo digger you!”
Sneak-a-poo is an unexpected poo. It's what happens when you go to the bathroom to pee, and then unexpectedly realize you have to poo too. It's like your poo is saying "peek-a-boo! I'm here!"
It usually only happens to girls, or to boys who sit down to pee.
It usually happens at an inconvenient time, like when you have a meeting in 5 minutes, or when you're at a friend's house for dinner and food has just been served, or when you're at your boyfriend's house in the middle of a movie and you ask him to pause it so you can quickly pee but then you're gone for 15 minutes. If you realize you have to poo in any of these situations or ones like it, you've been sneak-a-pooed.
As a noun:
Sorry I was gone for so long. I thought I just had to pee but it was really a sneak-a-poo.
As a verb:
Dude, sorry I made you wait for me outside the airport terminal bathroom after we deplaned and you were left standing there for 20 minutes and got so bored that you started riding the moving walkway for fun; I totally got sneak-a-pooed.
A shit that is the consistency of pudding. Too thick to be diarrhea but not in solid turd form.
I just took a nasty pudding poo. I need to lay off the spicy food for a day or so.
The poo manchu is similar to a dirty sanchez, however additional lines of poo are drawn perpendicular to the horizonal mustache. Similar to a fu-manchu, except with shit.
I was banging this girl and things got freaky. She was tired of the Dirty Sanchez, so she asked for a poo manchu.
"These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.
Its continuing mission: To explore strange new worlds... To seek out new life; new civilisations...
To hunt down and destroy Poo Jason"
What happens when you fall down the toilet while you defecate.
"Poor Dave. He's gone poo sploshing."