A person who brags about loving sex, but is too much of a bitch to actually go out and pursue that goal.
Bob: Hey look at THAT hot-ass chick, I'd eat her clean out!
Ted: Bob, you've been saying that about the same girl for two weeks now. Stop being such a Poon-Faggot and talk to her already.
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Pussy; poozle; snatch, etc. Not from Tagalog, but from French "putain", meaning "whore."
Honey Babe, I need summa that ole poon tang.
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To swoon one's lady friend cold-heartedly.
The shameless act of seducing a female that has already been claimed.
I can't believe Rick tried to poon snatch my girl at my own birthday party.
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When eating out a girl its the slobber/vagina juice that gets smeared on your face that you have to whipe off when your done.
DUDE! you should have seen it, brian's face was caked in poon smooch from that fat chick.
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A place with lots of beautiful women.
Dude, this place is filled with hotties. It's like a poon lagoon!
I was just swimming in that poon lagoon.
There is a bevy of beautiful women here; it's a poon lagoon if you will.
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The best porno 'stache that a man can physically grow. It is the highest of the high when it comes to facial hair growth.
Guy#1: "That's a great porno 'stache man!"
Guy#2: "This is no porn 'stache son, this is a Poon Broom! Don't you ever call it a porno 'stache again either or I will stab you in the jaw!"
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A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.
That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.
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