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When someone is in a terrible mood and everything that comes out of their mouth is either rude or they just can't stop bitching about who knows what.
Person 1: Man, I didn't have fun at your friend's house....the music was too loud, it was too crowded, the people were so annoying, it was messy, the bathroom smelt like poop, and i'm hungry.
Person 2: Okay, Polly Positive, did you want to turn the car around and take you back, since you seem to have had such a great time.
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They are the assholes in the "scene" who make everything political, they are the crazy preaching anarchists, the people who sit on street corners picketing {insert random cause here}, they judge everyone who doesn't think EXACTLY like they do, a few years ago one would go to a show and see a bunch of happy people drinking beers as one group, rebelling against laws which we all knew sucked, now all you see is people huddled in groups talking about either how punk they are because they bought a punk book or have a few patches, or they are bitching about the other groups because they aren't "punk enough", its a growing trend that seems to be going hand in hand with the straightedge movement and its really sad especially because the majority of the people in it don't understand what anarchy is, as they return to their family estates, they are also the people who take offense in mosh pits and have recently taken it upon themselves to outlaw them at shows, when you see a "workshop" posted on your hometown's punk event boards, its the positive youth
Person 1: Yo I just got yelled at for drinking a beer!
Person 2: No way, this is a punk show, nobody gives a fuck...
Positive Kid: Yo guys that's really not cool, you're wrecking the positive attitude of the group here. It's people like you that make it so we can't change the world for the better. Respect the space.
Person 1: These new positive youth kids suck...what is he like 14?!
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This is a rare disease which leads to a lot of crazy hysterical smiling (when looking at your phone or either), you start forgetting stuff especially day of the week (you feel like you are possessed) and you develop a sudden interest in American traditions. In severe cases of this disease people have been seen writing cheesy lines, becoming poets, becoming future tellers or take up other forms of romantic literary works (which they have never done before in there whole life). Please bear in mind this disease in completely incurable and no remedy has been found till date.
General carrier of this disease are people from US east cost with major concentration around 150 mile radius around Pittsburg PA. You are most likely to get this virus when you bump into people from this region and end up spending a lot of time with them.
Mate 1 - Whats up with you? You seem lost all the time and laughing randomly
Mate 2 - What should I say its a long story.
Mate 1 - I love long stories, I have nowhere to go
Mate 2 - I went to the doctors and he has diagnosed me with a bad case of K. I'm K positive, I think I got it on my travels.
Mate 1 - Hmm... Nothing we can do there! Im sure you will love it.
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When your in the middle of fucking a girl and you tightyl wrap your arms around yur ass and legs. You take out a dildo, freeze it then shove it in her eye. * If she has a bellybutton ring rip it out then cum in her bellybutton.
"Dude I totally got in the Fetus Position with this hooker on mua block."
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Someone who looks like a million bucks. Whether they're radiant or dress very well, they stand out in a crowd no matter where they go.
Very Charismatic.
"My friend Mike was positively bling at the party last night".
"Jessica Alba, positively bling".
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A stuffy way to say that you are working in some high class department, but you are really just looking up tax files and bookkeeping or some dinky slave slacker job like that.
I work as an bookkeeper for the New York Times... I have a position with a responsibility.
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One of the most commen sexual stances, just like two spoons of the same size going into one another, the woman will lie down in the fetus position but legs lowered and the man will do the same, after this has happened the spoons will connect and the male "spoon" will thrust and rip the cavity's of the female "spoon". this is so commen because all these stinky woman have a spoon fetish of spoons and they get horney when eating with a spoon.
person 1: the spoon Position there doing sound crazy fun
person 2: (whispers) those dirty dirty woman
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