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Thug-pressing

Being black in an establishment white folks like to keep white.

"Hey those 2 black guy's are just sitting there waiting on a friend. They haven't bought anything, so they must be thug-pressing. Let's call the cops."

by PokeUMon April 16, 2018


Politicooleky Press

The Politicooleky Press is a blog for Eastern Kentucky politics & sundries. Founded in 2021 by Charles Charlie Joseph, the goal is to increase political participation in the most apathetic parts of the commonwealth.

The Politicooleky Press is the best dang Eastern Kentucky Politics blog on the levisa!

by Isaac Shelby December 30, 2022


Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.

"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."

by pakorrentalm May 9, 2024


Mercenary Press

"When you think they're gonna fuck you but they're actually just rifling through your pockets for ammunition." - Gianni

"Aw fuck they tricked me with a Mercenary Press again

by Tdofc June 30, 2023


Pressed creme brûlée’s

The act of pressing your bare butt up against any glass window while defecating against the window to create a disgusting show for the observer on the other side

I totally gave those people at the restaurant a pressed creme brûlée’s!

by Sickfun75 May 29, 2019


Putting on the press

When you are at the bar trying to pick up.

Based on the (FCP) Full Court Press in basketball.

If they go to the dance floor... you go to the dance floor. If they go to the bar... you go to the bar. If they go to the washroom...you wait outside the washroom. In theory, if you're the only person they've seen all night, you are their only option at the end of the night.

I'm putting on the press tonight.

Last night she was putting on the press.

by S Poppy July 11, 2020


I pressed something

What you say when something bad happens between you and technology.

I pressed something. And now this device is not working. . .great.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018