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When your coworker manages to spray the top of the toilet tank with assjuice, and or leaves shitty corn on the bathroom floor at work. People tend to do this move at gas stations and movie theaters.
I walked into the bathroom at work only to see that Carlos turned it into a puerto rican shitshow! Somehow he splashed his ass juice all over the employee bathroom and leaves it for others to take care of.
basically shaved ice but with some costa rican flare to create a sugar bomb since ticos are strangely obsessed with condensed milk. and now there are like a million variations such as cakes, popsicles, ice cream, gelato, waffles, and drinks because capitalism
created in the Puntarenas province by Joaquín Agüilar Ezquivel, and because of his striking resemblance to british prime minister, Sir Winston Churchill, they gave it it's name. (lmfao??)
churchill vendors are mainly found on Puntarena beachsides like Playa Caldera.
i gave a costa rican churchill to my lactose intolerant friend and i think i killed him
When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman
"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."
The process of fingering your Puerto Rican classmate’s mom specifically with your thumb ensuring insertion in both the entrance and exit holes, and then applying the resulting truffle butter residue across her forehead infant Simba style.
I totally gave Tito’s mom the Puerto Rican Thumbprint last night!
Adam Ramadan: He is a gay Puerto Rican who likes to see men kissing and touching meat to meat
HE has brown hair, brown freckles, white in complexion
curly hair like Egyptian perm
can't see or think straight
and he can't spell or write properly
#!. OMG Jessica did you see That Gay Puerto Rican in the hallway after Gym he was taking a boy next to the locker and was trying to tickle their butthole
A hand job from a human being other than yourself.
“My girlfriend and I were the only ones in the movie theater, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Shish Kebab. Best movie ever!”