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A fancy British way of saying Dick Move
"Why James, I do believe that was a Richard relocation!"
"You fink so mate? How 'bout ya come get som ya wanker!"
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Richard Dawson, Noun:
1.) Host of Family Feud from 1976-1985, he was famous for groping the contestants, cracking witty and sometimes corny jokes, groping the contestants, sleeping with the contestants, kissing the contestants, and sometimes travelling through time. Was incredibly popular and remembered to this day.
2.) Killed Ray Combs.
3.) Appeared on Match Game from 1973-1978. All female contestants wanted to have sex with him
4.) Was "Newkirk" on "Hogan's Heroes" from 1965-71 and from 1971-73 was a regular on "Laugh-In"
Richard Dawson, Verb:
To kiss anyone, have sex with them or be charming.
1.) "Survey Says!"
2.) "I'm totally gonna Richard Dawson this chick"
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A scientist infamous for being the most arrogant and biased intellectual in the world and largely for his devoted army of unintelligent fanboys, who will most likely vote down on this entry and all others that speak poorly of.
Richard Dawkins: "The crusades are a perfect example of how religion hurts the world."
Child: "But nearly all the crusaders hadn't even read the Bible. They were mostly in it to gain wealth, led by power-hungry popes who twisted religion for their advantage. They would've used other means to get people to do their bidding if religion didn't exist."
Richard Dawkins: "Nonsense. Atheists have never hurt anyone."
Child: "Oh. You must be forgetting Joseph Stalin and Mao Zedong, two of the most infamous mass-murders and oppressive dictators in history. Don't worry, you've just got a less evolved mind."
Richard Dawkins: "But- but- The World Trade Centers! That happened because of religious teachings!"
Child: "Wow. One sour apple. One group. Let's just throw the baby out with the bath water. If one religion has malicious teachings, all religions must be evil. Riiiight..."
Richard Dawkins is a perfect example of why the dark ages came about. Arrogant and selfish men who made stuff up to get millions to do their bidding, while everyone else suffers (except rather than religion, he calls it "survival of the fittest").
Fortunately, Richard Dawkins is too fixed on destroying religion with twisted and made up facts to do anything else. Otherwise he'd be busy getting slavery reinstated, executing the disabled, and earning an honest living.
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Wrote woefully out-of-date book about genetics called The Selfish Gene. Wrote several equally boring books. Has never actually done anything remotely important in his field of study, except come up with a really stupid concept called a "meme". This concept is, like phlogiston, or the aether, not particularly helpful and is in fact downright harmful in the field of studying culture. The field of memetics has yet to produce a single worthwhile hypothesis or theory.
Dickie Dorkins (Richard Dawkins) wrote a book called the God Delusion, and used his own pretend-friend delusion of memes to rationalize his way through the book. This is called "irony".
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One of the most revolutionary scientists in the world.
The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins.
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A decent film maker who just so happened to create one of the most popular cult movie ever, Donnie Darko. Also known for his other movie, The Box. Which failed to live up to the awesomeness that is Donnie Darko.
That man, Richard Kelley, was a lucky dude with Donnie Darko, The Box gargled major scrotum.
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When your uncle ties you down and makes you give him anal without cleaning his ass first, resulting in lots of brown splodges.
He gave me an uncle richard.
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