frosty rod

Given to someone by the penetration of an orifice with a penetrating object coated in chilled lubricant.

"Man, I just squirted some KY on my dick and gave her the ol' frosty rod!"

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bent rod

n. Because nobody has an exactly straight erect penis, a bent rod is defined as any man's erection. Syn: boner

I woke up this morning with a bent rod.

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hot rod

A beer, typically a beer in a large can (i.e. 16oz or 24oz).

Hey, I'm thirsty, hit me with one of those hot rods.

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Bob-Rod

Fictional car part used in context to fool people who think they know a shit-load about cars. The object is to get the shit-talker to admit if he/she has ever heard of the "Bob-Rod". Usually takes 2 participants for the joke.

tyler-"God, I hate changing Bob-rods, such a bitch."

Rmack-"yeah, I know."

Miles(joke intended for)-"what's a Bob-rod, I've never heard of that and I've worked on cars all my life."

Tyler-"You never heard of a Bob-rod before?"

Miles-"No."

Tyler-"Are you serious?! YOu've never heard of a Bob-rod?!"

Miles-"Well...I think I've heard of something like that before....."

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Vanilla rod

A white guys pecker.

I got a vanilla rod for beyonce.

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frammis rod

A suspension component used on heavy-duty vehicles to control the motion of the outer hub receiver casing. Frammis rods will have either a bearing or a bushing at each end. Movement of the outer hub receiver casing must be limited to 720 degrees in both the vertical and horizontal planes. Frammis rods are available in every color except teal.

A bent left rear frammis rod will cause ancillary oversteer and reduce driveshaft and road wheel longevity.

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hoot rod

Marijuana Cigarette.

Aye man pass me that damn hoot rod!

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