a person that makes you feel a type of love that hurts, you’re love them so much you only wish the best for them. Even after they hurt you.
“Ethan is my sage green”
When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and drive down the highway jerking off.
I did a mark sage since I couldn’t jack off in the bathroom at work.
someone who quits a game usually on xboxlive and has anal leakage while not playing the game when in game so no one can replace him from the roster
shrub finds u on xbox live sage quites on halo reach and jerks off at the garbage man who is picking up the trash bag full of his jizz soaked tissues