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Sunflower seed

To chew up sunflower seeds (or any other kind of seeds, e.g. pepitas), spread someones' ass cheeks, and spit them into their gaping asshole. Preferably, the seeds will still be crunchy.

P1: "Hey man, where did you go?"
P2: "Ah sorry, some old lady sunflower seeded me in the grocery store and I had to clean up because I was so ashamed."
P1: "Damn you're kinky"

by elktf2 January 11, 2022


Seed mucus

The art of spreading careless DNA into the mouth of an individual ; and a sneeze by said individual occurs, thus producing Seed Mucus!!

Damn this seed mucus! My boyfriend totally ejaculated in my mouth when I was in the middle of a sneezing fit! Now instead of just phlegm I have this seed mucus.

by Twice over June 22, 2018


seed hit

When your smoking a joint and you burn through a seed that you didn't find when you rolled it.

That seed hit was harsh. I don't want to do that again.

by jimmybomm January 28, 2021


Life Sustaining Seed

That ever so precious male fluid originating in the cum sac. Women desperately crave the contents of this protein rich, love custard. Churning and waiting sweet release deep into that fertile, vaginal womb.

As I thrusted harder and deeper into Erika's warm, wet vaginal cavity, the sensations started to get the best of me. I knew that I had to pull out or risk impregnation; however, just as I was ready to shoot ropes of hot molten jism all over her substantial, 36DD mommy milkers, she grabbed me by the ass and commanded that I deposit that Life Sustaining Seed deep inside her fertile womb. How could I resist her commands...?

by Michael Aruba January 26, 2024


Bad Seed

A person (or animal) who is inherently bad or "evil" by nature. The term became more widely used in the late 1950s when the novel and film (both of the same name) depicting an 8-year-old girl who is...a little shit, to put it bluntly, became popular.

Every species has a bad seed from time to time.

Yes, even dogs.

by Someone who kinda exists March 18, 2023


eye seeds

-Placed in your eye socket when your born
- A specific eye seed can determine what
color eyes you have
Eye seeds can also be grown as a eye seed tree but these plants take more than a
hundred years to grow and they are bestgrown in humid conditions such as Florida
- Broken eye seeds can cause bad sight,
Color blindness, Or any blindness in general
- It is incredibly important to note that all of this is true and not false.

Person 1: What color eye seeds did you kid
get?
Person 2: Oh I got brown, what about you?

by ur local non-binary February 27, 2023


tornado seeds

Tornado seeds are mobile homes. When you build a mobile home park tornados will come.

We better move out of this area, they're putting in a neighborhood of tornado seeds!

by Dictionary Joe April 6, 2023