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Selfie

The act of jerking off to pictures of yourself or a mirror.

I saw Dave walk into the bathroom an hour ago with nothing but a shaving mirror, I think he's pulling a selfie.

by datboimang April 7, 2017


selfie

Self-Gratification, masterbation, grind one's corn, etc

Floyd's girlfriend has been out-of-town for several weeks so I am sure he's been taking lots of SELFIES !!

by Little Otis July 4, 2018


Selfie

Correct when one takes a mold of one's own dick and that is fucked with it.

Anna had a dildo molded from Matt's dick last week and Anna selfied him.

by Yesir21 March 4, 2022


Selfie

Someone taking a picture with the front camera

"let's all take a selfie!!"

by Banana 🍌 December 4, 2018


selfie

when someone have just as much brain cells as chromosomes!

a selfie is dumb

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018


Selfie

A picture taken by oneself that should only be done anout 5 times total in a males life, for females it's cute or whatever u less it's every 5-10 minutes

Dude, you posed forba fuckin selfie? In front of s mirror?!? We're not friends anymore man

by Apex-Overkill April 6, 2015


selfie

a photograph taken of ones self. you could use a selfie stick to get a good angle.

omg you look so sexy right now lets take a selfie and post it to instagram and make julie jealous

by jennaXthomas July 26, 2016