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When someone enters their hang into some warm curtains.
"I gave that bitch the vertical shaft dip" -Me
Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.
Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...
Two guys that are in a bromance that repress their sexual energy for each other.
Aran and James are such shaft brothers! They should just fuck already!
When one absolutely obliterates their pants with shit, usually when dealing with food poisoning
"Britta, where are you? You weren't in second period?"
"I'm shafting my pants so bad right now."
first you get your dick hard then balance a goofball on your tip then get your cousin to get a golf club and then have your cousin try to hit the ball
i was playing Tennessee shaft off and my cousin missed the ball and hit my shaft
A frozen shaft is where you carefully craft a penis and balls from packable snow and place it somewhere creative, such as, on a mailbox or fence.
Someone put a frozen shaft on the hood of my car and It didn’t fly off til I got to the highway. After a good laugh I continued to feel guilty about my white privilege.