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When you do pee but there are still droplets left. The Albuquerque shake consists of the little dance one does to release those spare drops. 20% chance of success when one is fighting a boner.
Jason Bourne: I am Jason Bourne, I am peeing right now
Toilet: I am the toilet he is peeing right now
Jason Bourne: I finished peeing, but these skeeevy little piss drops won't go away!
Toilet: I am the toilet
*Jason Bourne does the Albuquerque shake*
Jason Bourne: Yes, I did it. I did the shake I am rid of all pee.
To shake an infant violently, especially when performed by a person who is the primary caregiver of the infant but not the parent; Shaken baby syndrome (SBS).
Mother: "I woke up, went to her crib and shook her to see if she was still breathing".
Friend: "You shook her?!"
Mother: "I didn't nanny shake her! I just shook her enough to rouse her, not give her brain damage."
when you get so intensely horny you start shaking
Person one: I looked at zach de la rocha for too long and now im shaking
Persone two: youve got the horny shakes
When your girl gives u a handjob to wake you up.
Adiv’s parents gave him an egg, cheese, bacon on a crossaint toasted and a breakfast shake at Dunkin Donuts for his birthday.
Refers to a quote someone says when somebody is extremely confident about something.
Jack shoots a half court shot, " shake and bake son"
Tom gets lucky with lucy " shaaake annd baaakee"
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1. Have sex with a girl on her period
2. Cum inside
3. Give her a strong hug and shake her up
4. Get a straw, stick it in her, and suck up your "Strawberry Shake"
A strawberry shake is not something you want from Steak n' Shake, but it is the special this month.
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Slang term for the process of making homemade crystal meth. Very popular in rural states such as Tennessee and Kentucky. Ingredients consist of several household chemicals mixed with crushed up cold pills containing ephedrine in a 2 liter soda bottle. See also pillbilly.
Did you here about those stupid pillbillys from Tennessee? They were making some shake and bake in the back seat of their car, and the bottle exploded.
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