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During a basketball game, the act of farting in an attempt to disrupt the shooter at the free throw line.
While I was at the State basketball tournament, I made some foul sharts in the 4th quarter so that my son's team would win their game.
To release enough hot fart gas in one movement from your anus hole that that it smells like you have shit your pants, and in being hot the fart rises straight up to head height for maximum effect.
I was grocery shopping today and let out a fart in the deli isle that brought a tear to my eye. I had to move leaving a shart cloud behind as to not draw attention to myself. It smelt like I had shit myself.
THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CALL SOMEONE WHO YOU ETHER HATE OR LOVE.
-SOMEONE WHO IS UGLY AF AND DUMB AS SHIT
-MAY ONLY BE TYPED IN ALL CAPS
PETER BUTTS IS MY SHART MUFFIN
When you go to fart but you cum instead.
Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..
Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?
when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.
i had a sleep shart last night
When one is close to a massive shart attack, but replels the shart attack with extreme clinching and squeezing.
"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, lets put it this way, my ass went out for a shart recess there for a second."
Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.
Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.