1.Usually used as an insult to offend another person (AKA Siblings), refering them to a shaved Manatee cross Gorilla. Also is a rare animal that is created when a Manatee and Gorilla mate (not a pretty site).
Haha you look like a Shaved Manariliti!
The Shaved Manariliti feeds on the that it has stored everywhere on its body
The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.
Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.
As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.
The action of going back to the bathroom for a razor, even though you just shaved. Because you missed a bit.
Dammit, I gotta go re-shave. I missed this one hair on my Adam's apple...
Term to describe the condition of a woman's labia.
One buddy to the other, "She was like deli-shaved roast beef down there bro."
"TMI dude...thanks". Said the other.
No shave November is where you don’t shave for a whole month so it can keep you warm
1.you start to smell like fish
2.you get crabs
3.you don’t get no man
Smell her she smells like fish she must be doing no shave November
(Friend calls) " hey dude come out tonight"
Dude: "can't I'm shaving my cat tonight"
When a woman slaps her extremely long pubic hair in her arm pits and vaginal region with a baguette.
Daughter: mom don’t eat that baguette. I French shaved this morning. I owe ya