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the most demon shit you can do to somebody you just snap their chromebook out like lmao
dylan : lmao look at this funny bruh meme
stefan : wow so funny
stefan : wait why the fuck you ctrl shift qq me square up
dylan : no
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1. The act of putting one's car into high gear
2. Putting extra speed in one's activities
2. Carl "Okay, we got 1 hour left! Let's shift into high gear, and get this job done!"
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The act of taking a man's penis and jerking it in a circle like a stick shift handle, and than inserting your foot deep into the mans anus to resemble putting your foot on the gas while driving a car.
Last night brad came over and drove me crazy with the gnarliest stick shift drive ever.
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when you go to log someone out of their computer and shut it off just to annoy them.
Jimmy: Hey John
John: What?
Jimmy: Look over there!
John: Where?!
Jimmy: *ctrl shift qq*
John: I hate you
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When someone constantly changes their chat/profile names to entertain and confuse others.
*person1 is now Barack Obama*
20:07 Barack Obama: I can do some real damage now.
20:07 person2: XD
*person1 is now Jackie Chan*
20:08 Jackie Chan: LOL
*person1 is now Albus Dumbledore*
20:09 Albus Dumbledore: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
*person2 is now Mick Jagger*
20:09 Mick Jagger: :U
*person1 is now Kesha*
20:11 Kesha: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
20:11 Kesha: we're going to rule the world, dude
20:11 Mick Jagger: XD we can be ANYONE at ANYTIME.
20:11 Kesha: >:3
20:12 Mick Jagger: we're like online shape-shifters o___0
(...and thus online shape-shifting was born)
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Your mood takes a jurrastic change from happy to the next minute depressed.
Kinda like alot of teenage women now a day's.
(hence how a stick shift in a car changes every couple of seconds, well this is the same thing, but with your mood)
"Jane is in quite a stick shift mood, one minute depressed and the following she seems to be frolicking with excitement."
"Yeah dude, what a fuckin' weird-o!"
National Shifting Day is on December 23rd
Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you