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When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.
"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."
"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."
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When a malnourished male teenager tries to have sexual intercourse with a virgin and the male proceeds to insert his penis into the female's vagina, takes the female's virginity and then cries afterwards because it hurt
Guy 1) Hey! Just had sex last night. The girl had her first time with me
Guy 2) The girl told me that you did The Thrift Shop to her. Lol
Guy 1) Fuck that hoe
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To run the shop means to run the street corners where you're selling drugs.
Marlo: "When I was runnin' the shop, I made damn sure my numbers didn't drop."
"You in charge now, make sure you run the shop good"
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When someone says their shop is closed, it means that they are no longer dtf. Commonly said immediately after orgasm.
"Let me put it in my mouth."
"No, the shop is closed."
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Incessant craving for and indulgence in purchasing amongst others necessities
There day go on anotha shopping binge.
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An auto repair shop or garage specializing in fixes or modifications to a car's chassis (doors, hood, bumpers)... As opposed to a conventional auto mechanic who fixes mostly motors.
To fix that busted bumper, take your car to the body shop downtown.
Can you recommend a body shop that will fix the dent in my door?
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Dance technique adopted by most white, male teenagers that requires very little rhythm and coordination, but still comes off as looking funny and novel enough not to immediately take them out of contention with the better looking women at a club or a party. The shopping cart is peformed by placing one arm out in front of you, as if guiding an imaginary "cart," while with the other you branch out and clench a fist to any random area above your waist, as if "taking groceries of the shelf." In most cases, men who utilize the shopping cart can get a laugh, but those who use it generally are not the ones scoring with the chicks later. Has been a cornerstone of the white male teenager's limited dance repetoire for almost a decade.
"Ethan, afraid of losing Emily to the latino boy break dancing over on the opposite end of the gymnasium, acted quickly and busted out the shopping cart, which made Emily laugh. He quickly poured her some punch, complimented her on her eyes, and persuaded her to go out and get some fresh air. Without the shopping cart, he'd have to subject himself to talking with a butterface like Brenda."
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