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When someone pees in the subway and the pee runs off onto you.
- How was the end of your birthday night?
- It was great! But then I rode home and felt the warmth of a subway shower. I should've walked.
While your in a rush, you combine eating and showering. Therefore your snacking while taking a shower.
Andy: "Hey robby! Your going to be late for work"
Robby: "Nope. I'm going to be saving time while shower snacking!"
Using as much cologne as you can to mask your B.O and or any bad smell you may have accumulated throughout the night or day
Bro, I smelled so bad this morning but didn’t have time to shower, so instead I had to take an Albanian shower.
When you're on your push bike and the car in front washes their windscreen and you get covered in screen wash.
I got a lovely cyclist's shower on the way into work this morning
when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again
I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.
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To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practise is common amongst members of the bdsm community.
Sandra straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. He had noticed in her sex-contact magazine advertisment that she enjoyed yellow and brown.
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1. When a man has multiple orgasms causing him to shoot hot sperm uncontrollably once he starts.
2. Literal: A Man who spews his sperm fluids without end for what seems to be a long period of time.
1. " I waited with anticipation as he began to cum, my face was wet, then wetter, then completely covered and he was still coming. It looked as though I were rained on, dunked in cum, I was taking a jizz shower!"
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