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The act of running out in traffic and making a masturbatory gesture onto the street as if to release some penis pudding into the path of oncoming cars.
"Dude that Pat kid laid some street skeet right in front of that chick in the Jetta. She even swerved to miss it!"
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When you cum on someone’s face in below freezing temperatures and cum freezes mid stream.
Boy it’s cold outside...I’m horny, would you be interested in a thunder skeet?
Something that cowboys definitely said, dont question it.
Cowboy1: "LETS RIDE"
Cowboy2:"YEET SKEET"
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An informal gathering of friends
Tony: Hey, do you have any plans for tonight?
Graham: Yeah, we're having a little meet and skeet at my place - you should come.
Tony: Great! I'll bring the sunchips!
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Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.
My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.
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noun • an action occuring through an eccentric orgasm in which the eruption of the ejaculate was so powerful that it killed the individual into whom it was shot, mimicking a shotgun spray
Jack: Yo, I let out a shotgun skeet and killed my girlfriend Emilia last night while we were bangin’. It’s not like it mattered she was just a woman.
Jason: Oh shit, that’s not good. How’d you hide the body?
Jack: I just tossed it out my window lol. Who gives a fuck?
Jason: Yea true.
Based on the term "skeet", which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of slapping a sheet, piece of clothing, or other absorbent material down on the skin that has been skeeted upon. The semen then acts as an adhesive, holding the material to the skin and leaving even bolder evidence of one's conquest.
"Man, she said she wouldn't swallow, so I busted a nut on her forehead and skeet-slapped her with my sock."
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