Mike: Dude, I tried calling u like 5 times last night, what the hell were u doing?
Tom: Awe man I was up all night smashing cookies with that stripper I met the other day, sorry!
masterbating furiously
jimmy was smashing the haddock like it was going out of style
Timothy is a very bad demon of the POOPALAZOOKA religion. He smashed Liana the Queen of POOPALAZOOKA island. Which ended up him turning into a demon. His name can be used when ur really angry and wanna smash things.
AHH I HATE HYDROFLASKS I WANNA SMASH YOU JUST LIKE SMASHING TIMOTHY DID!
When you are between two sweaty Indian males/females during any activity (most likely intercourse).
Man, I got curry smashed so hard last night, I smell like spicy disappointment.
The term for launching someone downward in the game Super Smash Bros. Depicted in a gif where the Ice Climber meteor smashes Marth intimidated oblivion, right before it says GAME.
*Guy 1 uses Mario's Forward Air on Guy 2's Luigi*
Guy 2: Bitch why did you fucking meteor smash me?
Guy 1: Sorry I had to Flex.
When byleth was announced the smash community went wild
After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.
Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!
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