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To go down and eat out a girl
After she gave me head i did some snatch snorklin to return the favor.
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Often used to refer to a male genetalia that is used to pound vagina. Usually ten inches or more.
Guy 1 "Are you going to meet up with Cindy later"
Guy 2 "No way, Sapp already beat the hell out of that with his snatch mallet"
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Cover a female crotch with a G-String.
Cops busting a titty bar with bottomless dancers: "Is that pussy I see smiling at me? Come on girls, you know this is a patch the snatch zone."
Credit goes to "The Shield", season 5, episode 5.
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When a female thinks STD's are like pokemon... "Gotta catch em all"
EWWW! Don't have sex with Beth, she got a pokemon snatch!
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A large amount of flesh and fat around the vagina. Usually occurs when women are a bit on the hefty side. Resembles a nut hammock when viewed from the rear.
From behind it looked like she had a satchel, but from the front you could see it was just her snatch fat!
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A pathetic individual who magically appears in a girls bedroom late night (usually after being drunk dialed by the female). He proceeds to eat box like it was his last meal at Golden Corral. These men are too nice to ask for the favor to be reciprocated and, at best, are left with traces of premature ejaculation on their boxers.
Tripp: How was your night Andy?
Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.
Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.
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The opposite of a cock block; when the girl is preventing you from scoring...
"God! Tina is being such a snatch block!"
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