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Friend-1: I went to have a coffee with her just to have her lecture notes! She might be thinking I'm interested in her. lol
Friend-2: Sneaky boy!
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Inserting your finger or fingers into a woman's vagina and then proceeding to put said finger(s) into her ear. Essentially a wet willy with her own vaginal fluid.
Billy: You know how I was fingering Vanessa the other day?
Bobby: Yeah! What happened?
Billy: Well, she was about to cum and I gave her the ol' sneaky vandersloot instead. She slapped me pretty hard and now she won't talk to me.
Bobby: Huzzah!
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When shit comes out your ass and you dont feel. You proceed to have bad diarrhea.
Aw fuck, my underwear is covered in shit! God damn Sneaky Leakys!
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Sex so hard and fast that it could only have been Jesus who snuck up and did it.
The sneaky jesus here is unbelievable!
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a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian
wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.
that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.
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When a chick is sucking your dick, you pull it out of her mouth and you insert your ball sack into her mouth.
Guy: I totally gave you a Sneaky Squirrel just before.
Girl: mmmmm....I like nuts
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While making out with a girl,finger her meathouse then give her a hug and sniff thoses mutha-fuckin fingers to make sure shes clean..
I did the sneaky-pete on Mel and damn near lost my lunch!!!
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