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A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar to that of the angry dragon, except that no oral interaction is involved, but she will be plenty angry nonetheless.
My girlfriend was too tired for sex, so while she was sleeping I gave her a nocturnal sneeze.
When a sneeze rocks your chicken nugget so hard that it becomes violent like a hard rocker.
I almost had a violent sneeze when I flipped my nugget trying to reach for a tissue.
When you're onset with a sudden violent sneezing fit and unfortunately rip a couple of suspicious farts.
Must of been some pollen or something, but I was folding laundry and started sneezing violently, suddenly I had the worst Sneezing Kerfuffle. Now I have to do more laundry.
its not a sneeze you don't see coming its a sneeze you can feel with your hands
this is a blind sneeze
*sneezes in braille*
When someone practicing boofing a substance accidentally sneezes and ejects said substance out of their anus.
I was trying to boof but it ended up as a gorilla sneeze
A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
When giving a blow job, the girl stops and sneezes as the guy ejaculates simultaneously shooting his load across the room.
Becky: So, what's this stain on the wall?
Sally: Oh, that's from last night, I had to do a sneeze and cover.