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When you made some great food and it makes your asshole sneeze out ouf excitement for whats to come
This food looks great , Bong asshole sneeze.
when an adult is throwing a full on tantrum, screaming, slamming things, possibly crying; akin to a tantrum expected from an infant or toddler (a tantrum in which said infant or toddler was eating a fudgesicle just prior to becoming upset, so they drool and sneeze mucous mixed with the melted fudgesicle, thus fudgesicle juice.
The woman's grocery cart barely tapped the door of his Mercedes, and the guy went nutzo... screaming, and crying so hard I thought he was gonna start sneezing fudgesicle juice.
also used preemptively...
Hey, calm down now before you start cryin' so hard you're sneezing fudgesicle juice.
That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good
The American education system is a Grade A dick sneeze
the feeling after a sneeze miscarriage or sneeze tease where you feel like you've been cheated out of your 1/8 of an orgasm
oh man, I was about to sneeze my eighth but it went away, now I've got sneeze blueballs, all I can think about is sneezing.
When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.