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A derivation of Godwin's Law, which states that as a Usenet discussion, primarily one religious in nature, the probability of an allusion involving The Flying Spaghetti Monster approaches 1.
Note: the Flying Spaghetti Monster is also interchangeable with gnomes, elves, unicorns, fairies, etc.
"Let's say I'm a devout follower of a god known as The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Now, let's say I support horrendously bigoted notions based purely on the word (Spaghetti's Law, or Biblesghetti) of this floating hunk of spaghetti. You don't feel that's a bit unfair?"
"If you want me to worship a flying spaghetti monster, or guilt me into believing that faith in the spaghetti monster is important, you must first prove that the flying spaghetti monster exists."
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A Red gooey barely edible substance. Mostly found in the fridge of a stoner.
"Damn that drink is as gross as a spaghetti milkshake"
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Something that sucks major balls
Friend: I broke my arm snowboarding over the weekend
You: dude, that's some straight spaghetti
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When you roll up all the blankets in the bed, like a fork and spaghetti, you are spaghetti-ing the blankets. Singular, noun, "Spaghetti", as in "You're such a spaghetti", someone who takes up all the blankets, leaving the other person cold and exposed.
Ugh! Thomas! You're such a spaghetti. Stop spaghetti-ing the blankets!
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When an Italian man ejaculates on the ground and another person eats it.
Rachel didn't enjoy watching Joey eat his own floor spaghetti.
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Bolognese laid out onto a plate in the shape of a vagina, that creates weird sounds upon eating
Hmmm, this spaghetti Boloqueef is delicious!
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A pancake made from left over spaghetti noodles.
You're kidding me with those spaghetti pancakes, right?
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