Banana Split

To stick a ripe banana in the ass.

I need to go to the bathroom and give myself a banana split.

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split the atom

Term; Used to describe a person, usually a female, as being likely to put on weight or get fat as she ages or when she gets older in age.

Term was developed as a metaphor relating to the energy 'expansion' that is created when a uranium atom is split which figuratively describes the 'expansion' of a woman's figure.

"That chick is so sexy, but she's going to split the atom when she gets older"

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Split arse

A female maggot who congealed in Sunderland.

That split arse tea towel holder is a right maggot

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split-ass

1) the act of leaving in a hurry
2) to dance with passion
3) the act of anal sex

1) Man, Lisa really split-ass on us last night
2) Wow Look at that guy split-ass.
3) I think those guys are going to split-ass together tonite.

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Dick Split

When a female takes a tampon from her purse and shoves in to a males bonner constintly until the bonner splits and starts bleeding

I just gave my boyfriend a dick split

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Split the Seam

The act of describing to friends what you would do to an attractive girl that is bent over in public.

Friend: Hey it's that hot girl we saw the other day.

Me: I just want to Split the Seam right now.

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samana split

A sexual position where the man lays on his side while the girl lays on her back. The man lays perpendicular to the girl, hold one leg to his chest and holding her other leg in a figure 4 with his legs.

I samana split her and she came instantly.

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