Rural Dictionary

Squat Job

When a girl is laying down and doesn't feel like doing the work; so the guy squats over her and does the work of vigorously jacking off his junk in her mouth:no hands bitch; imitating the action of doing squats.

- Ena & Caitie trademark this bitch (:

Girl: I'm tired, shove it down me baby.

Boy: Alright, squat job it is.

by enaANDcaitie September 28, 2010

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Heavily Squatted

The act of one homosexual male taking a large dump on his partner's chest after having engaged in oral\anal sex.

Nigel hooked up with that twink last night and he queened and heavily squatted him.
The twink had to use a putty knife to get the shit off.

by StoOdin February 25, 2009

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suicide squat

A squat so heavy that a person at least injures themselves. If done successfully the injury can even be terminal.

Did you hear that John made a suicide squat? I hope he survives.

by Agiz August 24, 2016

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Hoboken Squat Cobbler

The act of someone in costume sitting on a pie and wiggling around. It is a sexual fetish and may involve crying.

Taken from Season 2 / Episode 2 of Better Call Saul

Detective 1: So, fully clothed Mr. Wormald by himself doing what?
Detective 2: Yeah, come on, man. What?
Jimmy McGill: sighs Squat cobbler.
Detective 1: What's a s-squat cobbler?
Jimmy McGill: Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is.
Detective 1: No, I don't... I don't know what a squat cobbler is.
Detective 2: No, me neither. What is it?
Jimmy McGill: What? And you two guys are cops? Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass. Guys, am I not speaking English here?
Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!
Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around. Maybe it's like Hellman's Mayonnaise. It has a different name west of the Rockies. I don't know. But, uh, technically, he does a crybaby squat, so there's tears, which makes it more specialized. Not all pie sitters cry. But I'm gonna tell you something: This guy? He's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up.
Detective 2: Pies? What? Like apple?
Jimmy McGill: Guys, I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? Banana cream. I... uh, peach. Oh, and there... And there is a costume involved.
Detective 1: snorts You've got to be shittin' us.
Jimmy McGill: Yeah, like I would make this up. Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. But trust me on this. You don't want to see it.