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STANdard parental-directive

"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.

Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023


Bog standard

A british slang word for "plain" or "normal"

"This cheese is bog standard"

by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023


Standard Swag

going out on a daily basis, dressed head to toe in swag.

Joe: 'That guy looks fresh again'
Tom: 'he has standard swag'

by Soph.White December 17, 2011


Standard peng

Chronic marijuana that meets expectations

Dench man yeh standard peng mmm dank

by Step lupid March 26, 2021


Standard

When someone is good looking, but not EXTREMELY attractive.

"Did Jonny break up with his girlfriend?"

"Yeah, he said she wasn't pretty enough for him."

" Are you kidding me? She's gorgeous, he's just standard."

by FACE0217 February 2, 2016


Standards

When some stand up for themselves and know their worth.

We are allowed to have standards.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021


Standard

Used to describe an event or situation that happens on a regular basis through which you feel comfortable in, throughout.

"Walk in to a party, that's standard"

by Don'tComeRoundMyEnds November 8, 2017