Justin: So how'd you go with that guy last night?
Matt: It was all shits and gigs until he gave me a strawberry starfish
Did you hear that Frank took Sally on a date and he gave her a oreo starfish at the end of the night.
frank took sara on a date and gave her a oreo starfish at the end of the night..
Did you hear that Frank took Sally on a date and he gave her a oreo starfish at the end of the night.
When a person shoves a piece of sushi in their partners ass, they must fart the sushi into the air and the other party must catch it like a seal or dolphin.
" We were trying a tokyo starfish for the first time, I missed catching it with my mouth and it hit me in the eye. Subsequently, I now have pink eye."
When you use a recently cleaned porta potty and your butthole gets splashed with the fresh blue water.
I can't stand it when I wind up with a blue starfish. Now I have to take a shower to scrub my butthole with a x-acto knife.