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When your armpits smell so damn good that broads try to lick them. A distant cousin of the infamous rim job, but focused in the pit region. If this act transpires whilst the recipient is dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool (much like the blumpkin), it is referred to as a "Taco Bell."
"That dirty hose-hound tried to take a Pit Stop in the middle of the airport so I ran to the bathroom, but then she just ended up giving me a Taco Bell."
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No one can spend 20 seconds at a stop light without starting to text or phone someone...WTF
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whenever says something stupid or not related to the conversation.
Person 1 " You know, I really like the new episode of rick and morty, it is kind of sad though."
Person 2 "I'm thinking of dropping out of algebra because I would rather be the top student in the lower class"
Person 1 "It's time to stop!"
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how a cop stops at a stop sign by having his foot over the brake as he rolls through the stop sign.
That cop did a police stop.
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Stopping abruptly at a red light when you already knew it was red. Our just any ridiculous stop by pressing the brakes at the last second...giving your passengers a fucking heart attack
Fuck man, you almost hit the old lady...that was a crazy Amber Stop!
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Inserting the penis head into a Mormon vagina. Then ceasing all thrusting of the hips, thus preventing the loss of Virginity.
Last night, me and my girl tried that Poke-and-Stop. We loved it, plus she's still a virgin!
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mid-coitus, one partner begins to excrete their feces, and the other shoves his/her phallus into the anus, pushing all feces back inside, much like a trolley coming to a stop
She thought she could shit in peace, I gave that bitch a surprise trolley stop.
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